As the quarter comes to an end, we all already looking forward to summer. However, with the cold setting in, as it always does in Wisconsin, summer becomes the utopia as we shiver through the inevitably cold winter and we yearn for some sort of warmth. One of my favorite activities thus far that will continue to instill warmth in my heart even through the winter is closing in is the famous "APUSH Dance Offs". It is used to solve debates, end ties, or just to shame someone for not knowing some of the material. Although I have not had the honor to participate in one yet, you can bet I'll be ready when I am granted that honor. I will begin with the spectacular "Napoleon-Dynamite" dance which will render my opponent star struck and my spectators amazed making me winner by default. Oh how I look forward to that day... The children will remember that day onward as "the day Aaron reestablished himself as the all time dancing king". Of course, I may then have to then proceed to brainwash the class, as a memory of my dancing may be detrimental to my presidential aspirations. I guess we'll cross that bridge when we get there?
Editor's Postscript: In the time that Aaron submitted his blog and publishing date, he did have a chance to participate in a dance off. Unfortunately, he froze and forgot about his amazing "Napoleon Dynamite" routine. He relied on some poorly executed Michael Jackson moves and was defeated.
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